Zach Recommends: The Looney Teen Writer!


I have an odd habit of occasionally remembering small tidbits from books that I have perused in the past. However, I can’t remember the title or the author in most of these cases. I then go about searching through the Internet to find that book and read it again.

Recently, it took me one and a half days to find The Kingdom Of Strange, a book from my middle school years. (I recommend it, incidentally.) While searching, I came across a WordPress blog called The Looney Teen Writer. It is comprised of reviews, humorous fake summaries for books, lists pertaining to books, and literature-related posts. I love it.

It makes me laugh, it introduces me to new books, and the author responds to commenters. I highly recommend this blog. It earns my stamp of approval. Have an excellent day!

Next Time: “Miscellaneous Soup” fails to get the stamp of approval because the author keeps forgetting to update it.

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The Ultimate Experiment?


Hello, readers. While not necessarily on this blog, I have complained about Twilight for years. My complaints have ranged from the contrived and boring story to the various “morals” that can be drawn from it. I finally have received some proof as to the horrible messages in this article.  Please go to the “Unfortunate Implications” section for more details.

Now, an idea has entered into my mind. Whether it was born from a reader’s morbid curiosity or the frozen state that my brain is currently in (Thank you, fall!), part of me wishes to read the Twilight series, and then analyze it here.  And, because my thinking processes are still bleary from morning tiredness and the weather, I will let YOU decide! Comment below, yes or no. Should I read what I believe to be the worst book series known to Earth, or not? (Be warned: Once I come to my senses,  I may simply disregard all comments made, or lack of comments.) Have an excellent morning, afternoon, evening, night, and midnight! (Or, in layman’s terms, a day.)

NEW HARRY POTTER (inspired) MOVIE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES *gasps for breath* YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES  YES YES YES YES YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! *keels over*

Read this article: http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/09/12/jk-rowling-to-write-harry-potter-inspired-film/2803671/

Here’s what I know:

J.K. Rowling is writing a movie series based upon Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them. How did I find this out? I’m checking Google News for information to write about for my aforementioned news-themed blog project! WOOOO! WOOO!! WOOOOOO! HARRY POTTER FANS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!! This is BREAKING NEWS, people! BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

J.K. Rowling”s New Book!!! (Well, Sort Of New.)


When I browsed through Google News this morning, what should I discover but an entire section devoted yo my favorite author? I was so excited, that I went to tell someone before I looked up the actual book. I forgot to put this in the post, so I’m shoehorning it into the opening paragraph: Thank you, anonymous tip!!

Mom dropped me off very early to summer school, so I took the time to look it up. It’s called The Cuckoo’s Calling, and the pen name is Robert Galbraith. After that, I put it on hold at my local library. (Read, kids, read! Stop whatever you’re doing and read this blog! Oh, and library books. And safety instructions.) Guess how many holds were before me? EIGHTEEN!!! Disappointing, but it could have been worse. I’m the proud nineteenth person to get that book, and I’ll probably get it in a year, depending on the reading speed of the eighteen other people.

For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef. Have an excellent day, and WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT SPOIL THAT BOOK FOR ME!!! 

RETURN OF THE BROTHER!


My little brother is finally home!!! Initial thoughts!

 

I MISSED HIM! I’m so happy, I’m so happy, I’m so happy, I’m so happy,- HUH????

What??? HOW IS HE TALLER THAN ME???? Wait, okay, he’s almost taller than me. Harry’s grown!!

Wow, I’m tired. Okay, I just have to finish a Chemistry test-

Yeah, too bad. You want to get a better score than a 72%, right? After that, you can make a humorous post for your blog. Okay? Okay. Let’s get cracking!

Friday/Saturday Recap


Hi, readers. This isn’t going to be funny. My fish, Cheesy, died earlier today. No weird pictures, clever titles, or humors.

1. Read books. I wanted to make a post mocking one that I read, but this isn’t the right time.

2. Cheesy died.

3. I took Mr. Macho on a walk by myself, for the first time.

For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef. Have an excellent day.

Choose Your Own Adventure: Miscellaneous Soup Style! Chapter One


Hi, everyone. This is a Choose Your Own Adventure story. It continues over multiple blog post, but this is the main one. Simply start reading the story and make your choice. Let’s begin.

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Ed is bored. He finds an article for an editorial dicussion in Tijuana, but he also discovers news on an ornithological mount in Texas. What should Ed do? E.D.I.T. or O.M.I.T.?

To E.D.I.T., go to Chapter Two. To O.M.I.T., go to Chapter Three.