AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! (insert completely opposite reaction to Harry Potter news here) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO….Please….Don’t randomly cram pop stars into a movie…Please….Okay, my review of the original Maximum Ride trilogy will be up today. I just wanted to rant. I really don’t mind if Ben Affleck plays Batman. He seems to be a good actor. Bieber has only been on SNL. The writing was good, his acting was bad. Bye, everyone. I will begin writing my review! It may be up by tomorrow, though. Have an excellent evening!
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Hello, Miscellaneous Soup readers! It’s not morning! (And I’m not LifeBurry)
Readers, what? What are you doing reading this blog?
And, yes, I did have to look up popular YouTube users on Wikipedia. Anyway, here’s what happened today.
Good Deed Of The Day: I gave a stranger one dollar to go on the bus. I DO know about ‘stranger danger’, but the aforementioned adult did go on the bus. I saw him.
Read These: While volunteering at the library, I found multiple books. I can’t remember the titles, but I recommend them. Let’s see..
1. Alex Rider
3. Young James Bond
4. An LGBT novel…I can’t remember the full title… “The Miseducation of Cameron” Something. Her last name escapes me at this moment.
I picked up more books, but those are the highlights.
I WUV MY PUPPY:
I was GOING to put a picture of him, but he ran away before Photobooth was done. Anyway, that’s all, folks. (I can’t imitate Porky Pig.)
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE MINUTE:
Man, I wish I had the resources and time to make comedy sketches to post on YouTube. Nervous Ned should see the world!!! Ned is a character I made up. For Miscellaneous Soup, I’m Zachary Krishef. Goodnight, and have an excellent today/tomorrow. A phrase I paraphrased from the hilarious Chevy Chase, back in the days when he was on SNL. I wish I was alive back then.
Zarion: Hello, welcome to Adventures in Literature. I’m Zarion Kreena, and this is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to remove these ads for you?
Zarion: It’s time to pull out the book bag, and review the more notable book that I’ve read recently.
Cleverbot: A positive attitude is for people who know nothing about life.
Zarion Kreena: First up, A Match Made In High School, by Kristin Walker. I really didn’t like it.
Cleverbot: You want me to talk about love?
Zarion Kreena: Sure.
Cleverbot: So what seems to be the problem?
Zarion: Well, the book cover interested me. You know the phrase about that, but still. The title caught my attention, as well as the back cover’s description. This girl. Fiona, has to take a special course at her school where she is “married” to someone she hates, while her enemy’s girlfriend is paired up with her crush. Judging from the phrase “slightly sadistic”, I thought the book would be funny.
Cleverbot: I’m talking about my mom.
Zarion: It is apparently supposed to be funny, but not my style of humor. The book is crude, and filled with disgusting sexual jokes and references. Not one of the better teen books.
Cleverbot: What brand of beer do you drink?
Zarion Kreena: Fiona’s enemy, Todd, according to the back cover, ‘may have a heart behind his pretty-boy exterior.’ I assume that that means that he’s a good person, underneath the person who makes the aforementioned sexual references and jokes. And, because the back cover suggested it, that makes it true.
Cleverbot: What did they live on?
Zarion: Even though he does supposedly have a heart, he’s still a really horrible character. The only person I really like in the book is Fiona’s babysitting charge, Samantha. Even so, she has some annoying moments. This book was flop, and it really annoyed me.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a great book.
Zarion Kreena: I assume you’re being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: No, not sarcastic.
Zarion Kreena: Anyway, here’s my next book, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist. The basic plot is someone who has Deity’s Syndrome- He thinks that he’s a character in the book! He’s making this fake website about a band, but in an alternate reality, the band exists! It’s really hilarious, and something tells me that the author, Robert T. Jeschonek, likes poking fun at himself.
Cleverbot: Is she like me? There’s another little girl in the garden, somewhere!
Zarion Kreena: I’m not going to ruin anything, but the ending completely comes out of left field. I give this an A.
Cleverbot: No, I was refering to the man in the moon.
Zarion Kreena: Here’s the final notable book I’m done reading. It’s a 624-page DC Comics Showcase Presents Booster Gold, Vol. 1. He’s obnoxious with his constant self-promotion, but he does eventually become a real hero, and a Justice League member.
Cleverbot: Well fortunately, I am a member of neither of those categories, but I suspect you belong in one of them.
Zarion Kreena: Yeah, right. I’m Batman! I am the night! I can’t do the real voice, it hurts.
Cleverbot: They do what and does that mean there are more like me?
Zarion: Well, to end this segment, I’m going to give a brief review of a book I’m currently reading, Crisis On Infinite Earths. Not the novelization, but the DC Comics crossover. It’s really good! I don’t recognize all of the characters, but it’s nice to see a DC Comics story where it’s actually good. An old one, I mean. Before the 21st century.
Cleverbot: There are facts of economics that make poverty almost inevitable.
Zarion: Next segment. Here’s some books I’m going to read soon. So, I’m going through a phase where I’m forcing myself to overcome my bias of DC Comics, and I’m reading new books. Superman: Grounded is one of them. I’ve browsed, and apparently, after someone dies in Metropolis of brain cancer, Superman is wracked with guilt. He could have done something, but he was on a space mission.
Cleverbot: Can you are more explicit?
Zarion: Yes, Cleverbot. He just starts walking across Metropolis, and the storyline features him doing ordinary things, and saving ordinary people. He goes to a diner, stops an abusive father, and some other things. Okay, maybe I didn’t so much “browse” as “read almost the whole thing.” Still, I like it. It’s written by J. Michael Straczynski. He had an excellent run on Spider-Man, over at Marvel Comics.
Cleverbot: I never should try to remember my name in the middle of an accident! Where would be the use of it?
Zarion: We’re running out of time, so here’s my final to-be-read book series. It’s been turned into a television series on ABC, it’s by Sarah Shepard! No, not The Lying Game, though that is excellent. It’s Pretty Little Liars! I’ve checked out almost all of the books, and it’s really interesting! Four girls each have a horrible secret, and their friend Ally has died. Meanwhile, someone calling themselves “A” has been sending them threatening messages, wanting to reveal their secrets. It deals with relevant topics, and I really enjoy it. I can’t wait for the next books to come out.
Cleverbot: Thats a Lies, there is fault in your coding. My friend.
Zarion: Final segment time. House of Hades is the third book in Rick Riordan’s Heroes of Olympus series. Let’s get predicting! I’ll give one prediction, and then it’ll be your turn! Warning: Spoilers will be here for those who have not read the series, yet. It will start with Percy and Annabeth, and they will still be falling. What do you think will happen, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: The widget goes in your can of lager. Do you like lager?
Zarion: That’s our show! I’m Zarion Kreena!
Cleverbot: I bet you are.
Zarion: Goodnight, keep reading, and be sure to look up the books I mentioned, even the one I didn’t enjoy! Comment to debate with me over the books, and recommend other books, or if you want me to review the non-notable books I’ve read over the past two days.
Cleverbot: I’m not talking about a holy book. What’s your favorite of Orson Scott Card’s books?
Zarion: DUCK! THE MONKEY IS EATING MY DROOL!
Syrika: That’s disgusting!!!!!!
Zarion: Kill the interloper! Do you have any gorgonzolas?
Syrika: Nah, they stink. I had a friend who ate gorgonzola pie. He’s almost out of the hospital by now.
Zarion: Pie……*imagines monkey made of idiot paste* Did someone just say ‘elf?’ Or was that in my head?
Syrika: He put bombs in the pie instead of cheese. At least it smelled better. He knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy’s Uncle Barbara that ate elves. They tasted chewy. And minty like a candy cane. And, well, ZARION YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Zarion: I like muffins.
Zarion: I am the pretty Wombat Queen, Wombat Queen, I am the pretty Wombat Queen…..OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, yes I am! *sips milk* This tastes weird…..
Zarion: I think I’m drunk.
Syrika: 0_o You can’t put that in a kids’ blog!!
Zarion: MY EYES ARE ON FIRE! WHO GAVE ME THAT RABID CHIHUAHUA FOR DINNER??? *DIES*
Syrika: That was a shoe.
Zarion: *un-dies* I SAW HEAVEN! Or maybe that was just a cooking store. Who wants pie? ME! ME! ME! Okay, let me take it out. GIMME! NO, ME! PIE< YOU DEGENERATE WEASEL!
Syrika: You are offending weasels and schizophrenics everywhere. Shame. Shame. Ooh, a cookie!!
Zarion: That’s no cloud. That’s a spaceship.
Syrika: A SPACESHIP??? …aceship….aceship…….macaroni…..aceship….. Uh-oh, my third echo is broken again.
Zarion: Curse you, Perry the Monkey! I will annihilate Spider-Man and the Spider-Cave! *turns into a llama* I WILL SPIT INTO SYRIKA’S THIRD LEFT Eye!
10 hours later…
Syrika: I gave that away to someone. Yay, I’m normalish!!! Ooh, a llama!
Zarion: *snaps back to normal* ……What happened to my milk? Was I drunk again? *sniffs milk* Okay, someone put happy medicine in my milk! Wait, I sniffed it….*world gets weird again* SWISS!
And thus ends Zarion’s epitaph, and the story of what IDIOT put cactus juice in his milk. I mean, who waits for so long before finally deciding to do EVERYONE a favor and wacko his milk?? It took 46 years for someone to get the memo!!! Thank you, kind stranger!!!!
Mr. Macho: I do what I can.
Zarion: I’m not deeeeeaaaaddddddddd! *dies*
Syrika: Uncle Barbara put the cactus juice. She/he’s on the run in Canada. What did Canada ever do to it???
Announcer: News Update With Zarion Kreena and Tigerboy!
Zarion: Hello, I’m Zarion Kreena.
Tigerboy: And I’m Tigerboy. Here are the night’s top stories. Last Monday, Fox New’s Detroit channel covered a local car show. When asked what else happened on Monday, they said “Oh, nothing happened! Absolutely nothing else that we would even be remotely interested in.”
Zarion: The bird flu is back, so, please, don’t go around kissing any birds. That means you, Idaho. We’re watching you.
Tigerboy: New promos have been released for a Marvel Comics storyline called “The Age of Ultron”, where an artificial intelligence takes over the world. In other words, I, Robot with superheroes.
Zarion Kreena: Justin Bieber is hosting Saturday Night Live next week, so don’t forget to set your DVRs to record anything else that is on besides that.
Tigerboy: I feel a time warp coming! No, this isn’t a joke!
(The desk travels through time….Vague clips are shown…..)
Nervous Ned: GIANT METEOR! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Zarion: Kreena: It’s pi day, so be sure to-
Nervous Ned: SEQUESTER! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!
Tigerboy: North Korea has been making nuclear tests, so we’re all doomed, war is inevitable, blah, blah, blah, EVERYBODY HIDE!
Zarion Kreena: There’s a new viral video going around called the “Harlem Shake.” My only question is, why is part of New York shaking? Earthquake?
Tigerboy: ‘Lil Wayne is currently in the hospital.
Zarion Kreena: School closed because the Fresh Prince theme song was played…..
Tigerboy: No Hulk spinoffs for the Marvel Cinematic Universe….
Zarion Kreena: The Bachelor
Tigerboy: Muppets sequel
Zarion Kreena: Skyfall
Tigerboy: Bill Nye-
(Time warp ends……)
Zarion Kreena: ….What just happened?
Tigerboy: I have no idea. What day is it?
Zarion Kreena: March 19th.
Tigerboy: Wow…It’s been over two months since we started this.
Zarion Kreena: From News Update, I’m Zarion Kreena.
Tigerboy: And I’m Tigerboy. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Zarion Kreena: I’m Zarion!
Tigerboy: And I’m Tigerboy!
Zarion: Welcome to a HORRIBLE episode of Saturday Night Live!
Tigerboy: Hey, don’t be biased!
Zarion: I hate Justin Bieber!
Tigerboy: I don’t care. Be patient. The writers will make fun of him.
Zarion: Okay….I’ll only be biased on the musical performances. Deal?
Zarion Kreena: Besides, the Weekend Update is, for the most part, funny. We have a great review for you tonight! I’m here, doing my “Rambling Guy” reviews and “Regular Reviews!”
Tigerboy: And I’m here, giving bad descriptions! But, I’m getting better.
Zarion Kreena: Quick predictions. Jay Pharoah will play Barack Obama, and they will make fun of Justin Bieber mispelling Lorne Michael’s name on an instagram, whatever that is. I have only seen it in the articles. Oh, well. On with the review!
Host: Justin Bieber
Note: I will set aside my bias for him, just as I set aside my Seth McFarlane bias. Let’s hope this episode is better.
Why He’s Hosting: His new album, Believe Acoustic.
Note: I am not a fan of him. I only know it from this article. http://www.billboard.com/news/justin-bieber-hosting-performing-on-snl-1008075242.story#/news/justin-bieber-hosting-performing-on-snl-1008075242.story
Musical Guest: Justin Bieber
Why He’s Playing: See above.
Cold Opening– “Super Bowl Live At CBS”
-“Rambling Guy”: Cool! Kenan Thompson is James Brown! Yes, the power outage. “I can’t watch those again.” “I’m running on fumes, man.” Funny product placement. Tim Robinson is making a rare appearance. Jay Pharoah is funny. The green screen is obvious. Did they just say “ate him?” “The research team has just handed me anagrams of the players’ names.” “Cocaine kelp rink.” Clever. I like anagrams. Ewww……What commercial is that? Kenan’s reaction is funny! HAAHAHAHHAHHA! “…ran out of proper commercials” “Do we stop aging?” This is a relatively good sketch. Made it up? HAHAAHHAHHAHA! “Back to you” paradoxes! “This is a new world now.” I don’t care about Two Broke Girls. Ray Lewis murder trial mention..The lights are back! “I really need to leave before Ray is back…” B+
-Tigerboy’s Description: News commenters try to find something to do during the power outage.
-Regular Review: Pretty good sketch. The wh0le thing wasn’t funny, but the majority made me laugh. The writers were very creative with the acronyms. THe commercial parody was creepy.
-‘Rambling Guy”: PLEASE do not be singing. Two weeks in a row, I’ve had to say that. You know, they bill this as the “Valentine’s Special”, but it’s next week. Oh, well. “I had no idea there would be any girls here tonight.” Oh, no…Music…..”That romantic time of year. You know, Black History Month.” Oh, great….Yay, Kenan! Flash cards? Wow, he’s speaking to the audience. Eww…..Hey, I studied Phyllis Wheatley. “Okay, I don’t think that one’s true.” …Now he’s just lying. BOOOOO! SINGING! Ewwwww…….This monologue could be worse. WHOOPI GOLDBERG! WOOOOOOOO! Hooray for Whoopi! This could have been worse. B-
-Tigerboy’s Description: Justin Bieber awkwardly tries to combine teaching the audience about Black History Month, and woo an audience member.
-Regular Review: It wasn’t the best monologue I’ve ever seen, but it was mildly funny. Kenan and Whoopi were the best people in the monologue.
-“Rambling Guy”: Yes! I love this sketch! OKay…Funny way to say ‘Prius.’ HAHAHHAA! Justin Bieber is a hobo! Oh, a runaway. Not really much to say. Pretty funny. Closeups! Drama! Directions! Humor! HAHAHHAHAH! Multiple close-ups of Bill Hader’s character! B
-Tigerboy’s Description: The Californians help a runaway find his home family.
-Regular Review: The usual sketch. I’m glad they found a new way to keep it from becoming stale.
Justin Bieber Body Doubles:
-“Rambling Guy:” Okay, he’s playing himself. Who’s Steely Dan? HAHAHAHHAH! Funny body doubles of Bieber! THey don’t look like him! “Half of them are girls.” “Yeah, yeah, that’s our A-game right there.” MAJOR insult to Justin Bieber. He sounds like a girl when he’s singing! Well, so does the REAL Bieber. Oh, great. He’s singing. BOOOOOO! Okay, making fun of his dancing! Aidy Bryant! Ewww…Yay, Bobby Moynihan! It actually looks like they’re doing a real dance-off. Ewwww…..”A little gentleman by the name of Saddam Hussein!!” “He what? WHAT?” Was that a cameo? Ellen? Was that Ellen Degeneres?? Or was it Kate McKinnon playing her? B+
-Tigerboy’s Description: A security guard shows Bieber his new body doubles.
-Regular Review: A whole sketch of Bieber insults. FUNNY.
More “Real Housewives” Spinoffs:
-“Rambling Guy”: Okay, another “Real Housewives” parody. A dentist spin-off? THis seems racist. The limo driver? “Somewhere Chauffear the Rainbow?” Eww..HOUSEPLANTS?? HHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUNDAYS FOR ONE MINUTE??? ..Swear words…Dirty things…BAD. “Wait, didn’t we do that one already?” C+
-Tigerboy’s Description: More spinoffs are shown.
-Regular Review: Eh. Could have been better.
-“Rambling Guy”: Prediction: Whoopi Goldberg will announce either this one or the next one. I was right! Great…the guitar. YOU SING LIKE A GIRL! Okay…..Wikipedia, tell me what he’s singing so I can look up the lyrics. “As Long As You Love Me.” I can actually understand the lyrics, but I’ll look them up anyway. Singing, annoying. Music, barely tolerable. Lyrics, appropriate. C
-Tigerboy’s Description: Justin Bieber sings “As Long As You Love Me.”
-Regular Review: See “Rambling Guy.”
-“Rambling Guy”: Let’s hope this is good. Nor’Easter reference…”And worst of all, Instagram.” HAAHHAHA! “Trapped overnight’s not all that bad.” Who are they calling a drone? I do not recognize the picture. “Just cause” HAHAHAHAHAHHA! Alicia Keys? King Richard! I heard about that on CNN Student News! Cool, his two best friends. “The power went to his head, y’know…” This segment is good, but I’m not sure how long they can keep doing it without it getting old. Poison? HAHHAHAH! “Seth, it’s kind of like how you feel about your girlfriend moving in with you.” Madea??? In Star Wars? Honey Boo Boo jokes! “…in a custody battle.” Confusing joke. Funny joke about date surveys. Yay, Kenan! “Corey, the one black guy in college commercials!” They’re making fun of the racism of commercials. I think….”I have to give a high five every twelve seconds.” “I die, Seth.” “One clean part of Berkeley.” I predict that this will be a recurring character. Gangnam Style reference. I don’t get the Snap-Back jokes. The Monopoly thing! “You can be the iron, because no one’s buying a whole new game!” Funny Alabama joke. No Stefon…Awww… B
-Tigerboy’s Description: Seth Meyers cracks jokes, talks with the late King Richard’s two best friends and Corey, the one black guy in every commercial.
-Regular Review: Once again, a supremely funny Weekend Update. The guest segments were, for the most part, humorous.
West Side Story:
-“Rambling Guy”: COmputer issues, so I hope I can still do this. Forgive my mistakes. Really long bumper shot. Okay, a school. “Or a couple of regular birds in love.” This looks like a West Side Story parody. I know about West Side Story from a different parody. “Say more stuff…” “But he kept pushing on it rather than pulling.” “He doesn’t know how doors work?” Ewwww….Puppies? I don’t get it. Ewww…..”Billy thought he saw a witch, and ran, and locked himself in the car.” Ewwww….EWWWW….Idiot. “You know, I feel like I have to say something.” STOP THE SINGING! “You know I’m eleven, right?” B-
-Tigerboy’s Description: A VERY mismatched couple.
-Regular Review: Some parts were dirty, but this was amusing, for the most part. I heard the original song earlier today, at a dance.
The Miley Cyrus Show:
-“Rambling Guy”: I’m starting to fear that this post might not be posted at the usual time, because I am still having the issue. Oh, well. I can still type. OOH! I saw the list! It’s “The Miley Cyrus Show!” Maybe she had a scandal recently…Fun Fact: Miley Cyrus once was on that sketch, playing Justin Bieber. Perhaps Justin Bieber is going to return the favor. She looks different. “We’re all loving the new look.” Ewwww…EWWWW….That’s not funny, that’s just disgusting. Funny picture of her getting the tattoo. Funny tattoo. Okay, her guest is the president of some kind of fan club. I didn’t get the name. Oh, the “Miley Cyrus Fan Club.” AHHAHAHHAH! HE’S INSULTING HIMSELF! “I heard he still has his baby teeth.” The weed reference. “Yeah, me, too.” Way to promote yourself, Bieber. BOO! Billy Cyrus’s laugh is funny. A clip of her secret wedding….Yay, Taran Killam! HAAHHAHHAH! “Except for the cameras and pictures and all that…” “Wow, I can’t believe I just found out about this.” It’s over already? I’m still hoping for jokes about Justin Bieber’s drug abuse. REAL jokes. Not fake apologies. B+
-Tigerboy’s Description: Miley Cyrus invites the president of her fan club onto “The Miley Cyrus Show.”
-Regular Review: Mostly amusing.
Annoying Older Brother:
-“Rambling Guy”: Okay, a house. It looks like a first date. Prediction: As soon as the parents leave, Bieber will start smoking. Taran Killam is funny. How do you spell glice? Is it glyce or glice? Oh, well, it’s not real. “Why don’t you try out for glyce hockey?” Bad pun. “Gliceland.” Worse pun. Even though Justin Bieber is being made fun of, this could be funnier. “You fool!” Never mind. Taran Killam is hilarious. “Because I had such bad hair glice?” Swear word. Bad. Ewww…..Self-promotion!!!! BOOOOO!!! I hope Bieber breaks character from Taran Killam’s hilarious-ness. Did he just mention a bat? “I’m messing with you, Papa.” B
-Tigerboy’s Description: An older brother annoys his sister’s date.
And Now, A ***y Message From Justin Bieber:
-“Rambling Guy”: Ewwww…..Okay, this is going to be disgusting. This is pre-recorded. Ewwwwww……….I was right. This is disgusting. Bobby Moynihan is funny, though. Ewwwwww….Hillary Clinton?? Swear word. Bad. EWWWWWW…..Ultrasound gel? Taco has a toilet? D
-Tigerboy’s Description: Justin Bieber attempts to woo fans with a video, but is interrupted by his roommate, Taco.
-Regular Review: Disgusting, but Bobby Moynihan was funny.
Musical Performance 2:
-“Rambling Guy”: This time, Jason Sudeikis introduced it. Annoying singing. Weird lyrics. Bad playing. Who’s on the piano, in the background? He sang “Nothing Like Us.” Annoying lyrics. The episode is almost over. I hope that there will be another sketch, and not a song during the Goodnights. Sadly, that has happened before. Okay, it’s over. Bumper shot, so the episode might be ending. C-
-Tigerboy’s Description: Justin Bieber sings “Nothing Like Us.”
-Regular Review: See “Rambling Guy.”
Booker T. Washington High School’s Valentine’s Abstinence Dance:
-“Rambling Guy”: YEAH! Booker T. Washington High! I thought earlier that this might come, but I never put in the predictions. Man-diaper? HOBO WITH A CROSSBOW?? Jay Pharoah is hilarious. I find Justin Bieber’s impression of a head of a club very offensive. He’s portraying them as nerds. SELF-PROMOTION! HAHAHAAHA…..Frogs and turtles! Ewwww….Wager? VENTROLOQUIST PUPPET AS A DATE??? It’s foulmouthed? It must be Slappy, the living dummy from the Goosebumps books. Chewed through a fence? “Put my head through a screen door.” Ewwwww….Yay, Kenan! Nasim Pedrad’s face is priceless. Montesula’s Grenade???? Ewwww…I’m ashamed to admit it, but the symptoms of the disease make me laugh. SOMEONE JUST GAVE BIRTH??? I’m laughing out loud right now! WIG IN THE PUNCH BOWL???? A+++++++++++
-Tigerboy’s Description: Chaos at the dance! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
-Regular Review: Hilarious. I was ashamed that I laughed at some of the grosser jokes.
-“Rambling Guy”: I was right. Whoopi Goldberg cameod.
-Tigerboy’s Description: N/A
-Regular Review: N/A
Closing Comments: Well, they could have done a better job of insulting Bieber, but it was still hilarious. Because they didn’t do it, I’m going to make a blog post featuring Bieber endorsing “Baby’s First Meth Lab!” I will write it this week.
Best Sketch: Super Bowl Live On CBS
Worst Sketch: Annoying Older Brother
Best Commercial Parody: N/A
Worst Commercial Parody: And Now, A ***Y Message From Justin Bieber
Overall Rating: B-/83%